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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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