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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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