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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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