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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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