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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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