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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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