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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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