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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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