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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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