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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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