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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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