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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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