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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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