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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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