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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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