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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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