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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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