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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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