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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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