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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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