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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Imogen
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Voldemort
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a warthog 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lion 🦁
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a tiger 🐯
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