Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.