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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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