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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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