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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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