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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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