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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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