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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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