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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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