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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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