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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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