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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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