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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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