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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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