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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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