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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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