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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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