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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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