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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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