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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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