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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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