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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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