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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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