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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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