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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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