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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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