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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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