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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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