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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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