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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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