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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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