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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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